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  • Salty
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 690
    • Akron, Ohio

    A harmless balloon

    I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!

    A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.

    "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something.
    He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.

    Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge, a diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

    When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
    She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

    When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
    "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"

    You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!
    Why doesn't the word 'planing' show up in my computer spell check?
  • BobSch
    • Aug 2004
    • 4385
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Yep, I am. That was a good one. Gonna have to spread that one around (so to speak...)
    Bob

    Bad decisions make good stories.

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    • Alex Franke
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2007
      • 2641
      • Chapel Hill, NC
      • Ryobi BT3100

      #3
      Yes, laughing... everyone KNOWS that doctors don't make house calls anymore. Silly.
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      • Mr__Bill
        Veteran Member
        • May 2007
        • 2096
        • Tacoma, WA
        • BT3000

        #4
        I don't care who you are.... that's funny!

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        • shoottx
          Veteran Member
          • May 2008
          • 1240
          • Plano, Texas
          • BT3000

          #5
          Yup it is funny! then there is this issue.

          One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

          She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.

          This goes on all morning.

          Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" They ask.
          "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
          Often in error - Never in doubt

          Mike

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