Brushing teeth can be dangerous

[Ed62]

If you're not careful. Early in the morning, before totally awake, I went in to brush my teeth and shave. For some unknown reason, I picked up the razor, and put toothpaste on it. Luckily, before putting it in my mouth, I realized what I had done. That could have been a rude awakening.

Ed

[jonmulzer]

I wish I had early morning to blame for my latest folly. On the way home from the barber's today I thought that some grilled up Hebrew National hot dogs sounded good for lunch. So I ran into the store real quick, grabbed the dogs and buns and back home to fire up the grill. When I was done, I reach into the bag to pull out.......hamburger buns. So now I sit here eating hot dogs on white bread. Boo!

[newood2]

Hey Ed62, if you remove them from your mouth before brushing you'll avoid that razor accident. In fact the removable ones are quite handy when the wife wants to borrow them. LOL

Howie

[Salty]

Howie...that's discusting...there are some things you just don't loan out.
I never loan mine out.
Ed, right about there is where I would seriously think about calling in late to work and going back to bed. I'd try again after getting a new perspective on the day.

[dlminehart]

I once thought I was putting toothpaste on the brush and instead it was Preparation H.

(And you thought I'd be close-mouthed about it?)

[BobSch]

None of these match what a buddy of mine did years ago — grabbed his hair cream and only realized AFTER he'd used it that he'd grabbed his sister's Nair! Washed his hair immediately but lost a fair amount of hair until it grew back.