Boy or Girl Flys?

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  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    Boy or Girl Flys?

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    What are you doing?
    She asked.

    Hunting Flies
    He responded.

    Oh. ! Killing any?
    She asked.

    Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    How can you tell them apart?

    He responded,
    3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2

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    • footprintsinconc
      Veteran Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 1759
      • Roseville (Sacramento), CA
      • BT3100

      #3
      good one!!
      _________________________
      omar

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      • Turaj
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 1019
        • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
        • BT3000 (1998)

        #4
        Thanks!
        Turaj (in Toronto)
        "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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        • cwithboat
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 614
          • 47deg54.3'N 122deg34.7'W
          • Craftsman Pro 21829

          #5
          Now THAT is funny!
          regards,
          Charlie
          A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
          Rudyard Kipling

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