Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing. Always, something was more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in The tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said,'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing. Always, something was more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in The tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said,'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Funny.
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