Dear Friends,
It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon, the Pillsbury Doughboy. He died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities who turned out to pay respect included Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess, Twinkles, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy.
She described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll-model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon, the Pillsbury Doughboy. He died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities who turned out to pay respect included Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess, Twinkles, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy.
She described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll-model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
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