I was in my basement a few days ago, the house was really quiet (for a change), and I hear the tell-tale "scratch scratch scritchy scratch" in the suspended ceiling.
"mice!" I thought.
No problem - off to the hardware store for traps. Set the traps and sat back to wait for the massacre.
My first indication that something wasn't right was two days ago when I checked the traps... one was missing.
I know there were 8, they come 4 in a pack, and I got two packs. Now there are seven.
Then last night, I was down there again and "SNAAAP!!"
I thought "Ha! stupid mice" "I, superior being, have trapped the stupid mouse!"
Then he peeked out from the opened ceiling tile... it wasn't trapped, and it was no mouse. I think it was a Norway rat. Big mutha'.
I could tell it was hurt, but, I think it laughed at me, or perhaps I just imagined that.
It disappeared, and I haven't seen it since.
I have this fear that they are stealing the traps in order to construct some sort of human-dooms-day device, and when we least expect it, they will unleash their rodenty-fury on us...
On a more positive note, I did trap an actual mouse today... so, it wasn't a total loss.
"mice!" I thought.
No problem - off to the hardware store for traps. Set the traps and sat back to wait for the massacre.
My first indication that something wasn't right was two days ago when I checked the traps... one was missing.
I know there were 8, they come 4 in a pack, and I got two packs. Now there are seven.
Then last night, I was down there again and "SNAAAP!!"
I thought "Ha! stupid mice" "I, superior being, have trapped the stupid mouse!"
Then he peeked out from the opened ceiling tile... it wasn't trapped, and it was no mouse. I think it was a Norway rat. Big mutha'.
I could tell it was hurt, but, I think it laughed at me, or perhaps I just imagined that.
It disappeared, and I haven't seen it since.
I have this fear that they are stealing the traps in order to construct some sort of human-dooms-day device, and when we least expect it, they will unleash their rodenty-fury on us...
On a more positive note, I did trap an actual mouse today... so, it wasn't a total loss.


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