Those Of Us Over 40 Should Be Dead

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  • southernbob
    Forum Newbie
    • Jan 2008
    • 42
    • South Florida

    #1

    Those Of Us Over 40 Should Be Dead

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40s, 50s and 60s probably should not have survived.

    Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

    There was nothing to stop us from sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags and metal dashboards.

    Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

    We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!

    We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

    We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

    We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

    After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. No cell phones. Unthinkable!

    We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, only 3 TV channels, no video or DVD movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or internet chat rooms.

    We had friends! We went outside and found them.

    We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents?

    We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and mud pies, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

    We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

    Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

    Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors!

    Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

    Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success, and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

    And, if you're one of them, congratulations.

    Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?

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    Last edited by southernbob; 05-28-2008, 09:18 AM. Reason: added author unknown
  • cwithboat
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 614
    • 47deg54.3'N 122deg34.7'W
    • Craftsman Pro 21829

    #2
    Remember playing with mercury from a broken thermometer?
    regards,
    Charlie
    A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
    Rudyard Kipling

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    • MikeMcCoy
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2004
      • 790
      • Moncks Corner, SC, USA.
      • Delta Contractor Saw

      #3
      I played with my share of mercury but that might be why my memory is going fast. When I was a young sailor in the late 60's, I use to hitch hike home to just north of Memphis from Brunswick, GA on a 3 day weekend and always made it back on time. I can't imagine even attempting that now.

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      • RAFlorida
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 1179
        • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        THOSE were the good old days!

        Being that I was born in '44, I grew doing most of that stuff. Don't know if you all ever tried it, but bread fried in bacon grease was my all time favorite toast! Then next was bread buttered with sugar spread over it. Here we are, in the millions, who lived a life that by todays standards should be dead or disabled! Some of us are, but many are just plain healthy and robust. I know that science has helped us, but sometimes I do believe that it exagerates things.

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K

          #5
          Originally posted by cwithboat
          Remember playing with mercury from a broken thermometer?
          Man, did that make an old dime shine!

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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          • gsmittle
            Veteran Member
            • Aug 2004
            • 2793
            • St. Louis, MO, USA.
            • BT 3100

            #6
            Those that didn't survive aren't here to tell us about it....

            In that same time period, the little brother of a school friend was shot in the head and killed. Little brother and a friend had been playing with a .22 that wasn't locked up.

            Reading that essay, it's easy to forget that we're the survivors, and all of us were just a little bad luck from not surviving.

            Are kids today coddled by yesterday's standards? Yes. Were we coddled by our great-grandparent's standards? Yes. Just think, a house without central heating or a telephone! Or indoor plumbing, for that matter.

            Sorry to bring everyone down, but I think sometimes it's too easy to forget the other side of the coin...

            g.
            Smit

            "Be excellent to each other."
            Bill & Ted

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            • LinuxRandal
              Veteran Member
              • Feb 2005
              • 4890
              • Independence, MO, USA.
              • bt3100

              #7
              Originally posted by gsmittle

              Sorry to bring everyone down, but I think sometimes it's too easy to forget the other side of the coin...

              g.

              The big trick is finding the happy medium.

              My brother pee'd on an electrical socket as a kid (still has a fear of electricity), I found out about no brakes from an idiot that was allowing people to ride a dirt bike he was rebuilding (had only got to the motor), an abduction (kiinda limited outside play), and playing with a big role of asbestos as a kid (treasure map).
              Friend that used to play with mercury, wrote a horror story that involved using it in that old juice filled gum.
              Then came out things like Pong, the Atari's and personal computers, etc....

              Kinda lived both sides of the coin, can remember a kid who got a nail all the way through the foot, to our ever increasing size as kids now stay on the couch/computer.

              Moderation.
              She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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              • BobSch
                Veteran Member
                • Aug 2004
                • 4385
                • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
                • BT3100

                #8
                Adding to the foolishness, the English nanny state wants to ban cap throwing at graduation: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1216242.ece
                Bob

                Bad decisions make good stories.

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                • germdoc
                  Veteran Member
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3567
                  • Omaha, NE
                  • BT3000--the gray ghost

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BobSch
                  Adding to the foolishness, the English nanny state wants to ban cap throwing at graduation: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1216242.ece
                  We'll have to ask Ray about that one...
                  Jeff


                  “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                  • gsmittle
                    Veteran Member
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 2793
                    • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                    • BT 3100

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LinuxRandal
                    The big trick is finding the happy medium.

                    [snip]

                    Moderation.
                    Moderation in all things, including moderation!

                    Some of my high school friends and I wanted to make the V-shaped thing that has an electric arc run up the V (forget what it's called). Since we had no clue how to make it, we used a couple of welding rods and wired them up to a piece of BIG cable that we "borrowed" from the electric company. Then one of my buddies went up the pole and tied all this into the transformer. Half the town of Pacific lost power. It's a wonder none of us were killed.

                    I have another story about setting free the white mice in the Biology lab, but that one doesn't involve risk to life or limb.

                    g.
                    Smit

                    "Be excellent to each other."
                    Bill & Ted

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                    • cabinetman
                      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 15216
                      • So. Florida
                      • Delta

                      #11
                      Yes, those were the days when parents could actually punish their children. I learned real quick what backtalking would get me. Kids then wouldn't dare even think of calling the cops on their parents. If they did, they would hear uninterrupted laughter on the other end.
                      .

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                      • BobSch
                        Veteran Member
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 4385
                        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
                        • BT3100

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gsmittle
                        Moderation in all things, including moderation!

                        Some of my high school friends and I wanted to make the V-shaped thing that has an electric arc run up the V (forget what it's called). Since we had no clue how to make it, we used a couple of welding rods and wired them up to a piece of BIG cable that we "borrowed" from the electric company. Then one of my buddies went up the pole and tied all this into the transformer. Half the town of Pacific lost power. It's a wonder none of us were killed.

                        g.
                        It's called a Jacobs Ladder and you make it with a neon sign transformer.
                        Bob

                        Bad decisions make good stories.

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                        • eccentrictinkerer
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 669
                          • Minneapolis, MN
                          • BT-3000, 21829

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BobSch
                          Adding to the foolishness, the English nanny state wants to ban cap throwing at graduation: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1216242.ece

                          Most schools here in Minnesota banned throwing of graduation caps as long as 10 years ago!

                          And now they're made of a nerf-like product!
                          You might think I haven't contributed much to the world, but a large number
                          of the warning labels on tools can be traced back to things I've done...

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                          • moc
                            Forum Newbie
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 87
                            • st. louis
                            • bt3100 (Now out of box!)

                            #14
                            Originally posted by southernbob
                            According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40s, 50s and 60s probably should not have survived.
                            It's called "survivor bias"... Remember 5/6 of everyone playing Russian Roulette will tell you it's harmless

                            Once you've eliminated the easy ways to die, you've got to start working on the less easy.

                            *moc

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