Once upon a time there was a guy looking for a unique pet, so he headed to a pet store. He asked the manager if they had a really unique pet he could show off to his buddies. The manager said the only really unique pet he presently had was a "Chomp Bird".
The guy asked "What the heck is that?".
The manager said "It's this huge Vulture looking bird, that's been trained to absolutely demolish anything when you say to him certain words". "For example...see that garbage can...well watch this"!
The manager looked at the bird and said "Chomp Bird the trash can". In seconds the bird ravaged the trash can and it was gone.
The guy thought that was the coolest thing he ever saw, and figured he could have fun with his new pet. He brought the bird home and immediately called his buddy to come over and see his new pet.
Upon arrival the guy had the bird on a perch and told of his experiment at the pet store. Being a wise guy and thinking he had been joked...his buddy looked at the bird and said "Chomp Bird...my a$$".
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The guy asked "What the heck is that?".
The manager said "It's this huge Vulture looking bird, that's been trained to absolutely demolish anything when you say to him certain words". "For example...see that garbage can...well watch this"!
The manager looked at the bird and said "Chomp Bird the trash can". In seconds the bird ravaged the trash can and it was gone.
The guy thought that was the coolest thing he ever saw, and figured he could have fun with his new pet. He brought the bird home and immediately called his buddy to come over and see his new pet.
Upon arrival the guy had the bird on a perch and told of his experiment at the pet store. Being a wise guy and thinking he had been joked...his buddy looked at the bird and said "Chomp Bird...my a$$".
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