Home shopping network audition

[Anna]

I don't know if this has been posted here before:

Clueless people auditioning for a home shopping network by selling a camouflaged drill. This is what happens when people who don't know anything about the product tries to make a sales pitch. I mean, take a camouflaged drill to the woods and attract different species of wood? Brilliant!

[germdoc]

I am strangely attracted to the blonde gal with the pink shirt...what's her phone number??

[crokett]

Which one? There were two blondes in pink shirts. Neither one knew what they were talking about though. I liked the guy who said it was 14.4V.... "Whatever v means".

[Richard in Smithville]

I liked the guy who said it was 14.4V.... "Whatever v means".

Yeah, I picked up on that too

[Ed62]

Some people don't know how to keep tools, but all fathers know that all tools should be painted like that.

Ed

[cabinetman]

If you have that tool you will also need a camo interior for your garage. If you drill in the woods, you'll need full camo clothing including boots, and some blackout for your face. A camo painted truck would help too.

A true camo drill would only make noises that sound like grass growing, or wind blowing.
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[cwithboat]

Funny, my tools aren't camo, and I still can't find them.

[Santa Clarita Len]

Which one? There were two blondes in pink shirts. Neither one knew what they were talking about though. I liked the guy who said it was 14.4V.... "Whatever v means".

I think the "V" stands for Vhatever!

[Alex Franke]

Wow -- this should've been in Bargain Alerts! I've ordered about a dozen so far, so I'm up over 170 V's now... they keep vanishing on me, though. They are just as advertised. I have several hidden in the bushes somewhere. One vanished right in front of my shirt while I was holding it in my big hands... and the rest just plain vanished in the garage somewhere. Good thing my buddies won't be able to find them!

But wait -- there's more! You wouldn't believe all the new species of trees that have started sprouting up all over the place!

Great deal. Very fun to look for. Highly recommended. :P