Cajuns are smart!

[leehljp]

Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a
donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the
donkey the next day.?
The next day, the farmer drove up and said 'I'm sorry, but I have some
bad news. The donkey died last night.'

'Well, den' said Boudreaux, ' jus' give my money back, yeah. '

'I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already.' ?'OK, den. Jus' unload
dat donkey.'

'What are you gonna do with him'

'I'm gon-to raffle him off.'

'You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!'

'Well dats where you wrong!! You wait you an' you learn how smart we
Cajuns are!'

A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, 'What
happened with that dead donkey?'

'I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
made $998.'

'Didn't anyone complain?'

'Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

[BobSch]

That was a good one!

The only problem is the Cajun's math skills. $1000 - $100 - $2 = $898 not $998. Gotta account for the original cost of goods.

[DonHo]

Hank just said he was smart, not REAL smart

DonHo

[MilDoc]

I wish I had thought of that for some of my junker cars over the years!!!1

[Ed62]

I like it.

I wish I had thought of that for some of my junker cars over the years!!!1

I think I might have bought a few of your cars from a middle man.

Ed