How to clean a toilet

[tedkitch]

1. Lift both lids of the toilet to their upright position and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the bowl.
2. Pick up your cat and sooth him as you approach the bathroom.
3. In one smooth (and quick) motion place the cat into the toilet bowl and close both lids of the toilet. You may have to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and create plenty of suds. There may be plenty of noise coming from the toilet as the cat completes this process.
5. After the agitation process is complete please make sure that you flush the toilet 3 or for times for an appropriate rinse cycle.
6. Have someone open the closest door leading outside of the house and make sure that the bathroom door is open. (Important: Make sure that there are no people between the toilet and the open door)
7. Get behind the toilet and quickly lift both lids. The cat will promptly run out of the house to dry off in the sun.
8. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

[newood2]

Then you would be off to cell block 10 to dry out from cruelty to animals. Ha-ha

[germdoc]

I must be blessed--I have 3 toilet bowl cleaners and one bathtub cleaner who barks. And 4 kids who won't clean a darn thing.

We used to have a hamster who was good at cleaning the sink disposal, I don't know what happened to him...

[Mrs. Wallnut]

That has me thinking....the neighbors have 4 cats that come around, wonder if they would miss them that much. That way I wouldn't have cat paw prints all over my car.

[germdoc]

That has me thinking....the neighbors have 4 cats that come around, wonder if they would miss them that much. That way I wouldn't have cat paw prints all over my car.

I think 4 cats will clean a top-loading washer or delint a dryer.

[mycatisretarded]

good idea.