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  • tedkitch
    Senior Member
    • Jul 2006
    • 646
    • NE Suburbs, Chicago
    • Ryobi BT3100 What else is there?

    #1

    Skinny Dipping

    An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
    Ted Kitch
  • Duff
    Established Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 164
    • San Antonio, TX
    • Enco 12" RT

    #2
    I almost choked on my nachos for this one! ! !
    TOTALLY A LOL! ! !
    Enco 12" RT table saw(with router table currently added to right wing), Central Machinary 6" jointer, Delta 16" (17-900) drill press, Ridgid 14" bandsaw, Jet bench top Mortising machine, Porter Cable 6901 series routers (2) and a wide variety of Ryobi 18v tools.

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    • bigstick509
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2004
      • 1227
      • Macomb, MI, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3

      Mike

      "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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      • Knottscott
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2004
        • 3815
        • Rochester, NY.
        • 2008 Shop Fox W1677

        #4
        That's good!

        ...Hope you don't but I had to "borrow" that for another forum!
        Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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