My Daughter Doesn't Like Me

[crokett]

She told me this morning she doesn't like me because I am a boy and she doesn't like boys. They are icky. I will let her go on thinking that cause when it counts in a dozen years she probably won't like me for other reasons anyway. And hopefully she still won't like boys.

[Uncle Cracker]

My neighbor's boy thinks girls are icky... Problem is, he's 28...

[Russianwolf]

She told me this morning she doesn't like me because I am a boy and she doesn't like boys. They are icky.

I hope you gave her a big wet sloppy kiss when she made this announcement. I know I would have.

[Uncle Cracker]

I hope you gave her a big wet sloppy kiss when she made this announcement. I know I would have.

That's why your picture is hanging in the Post Office, Mike...

[Russianwolf]

That's why your picture is hanging in the Post Office, Mike...

No it's not, America's Most Wanted only has me at 13!!! So far.

[gad5264]

My neighbor's boy thinks girls are icky... Problem is, he's 28...

Wet keyboard and monitor clean up on my desk......that was funny.


My girls are now 14 and 16 and they used to think boys were icky. God help me now that they are both figuring out differntly. Time to get the gun cleaning kit out when they bring one home I guess.

[Bruce Cohen]

And hopefully she still won't like boys.

Ah, but what if she says she likes girls (which to me is no big deal)

Bruce

[Uncle Cracker]

Go to your room, Bruce...

[MilDoc]

Yeah, I remember when girls were icky. 'bout 100 years ago.

[leehljp]

She told me this morning she doesn't like me because I am a boy and she doesn't like boys. They are icky. I will let her go on thinking that cause when it counts in a dozen years she probably won't like me for other reasons anyway. And hopefully she still won't like boys.

Yep, in a dozen years, she won't like you because you won't let her date that boy that looks icky to you!

[OpaDC]

Time to get the gun cleaning kit out when they bring one home I guess.

crokett, you may want to remember this one dated a girl ONE time who i later found out that her dad always decided to clean his guns whenever a guy would come pick her up for a date, don't know if she ever married or not
now if there were just a way to put kids in suspended animation from ages 12 to 21 and still be able to teach/train them

[Bruce Cohen]

I just remembered this poster I made up when my two daughters were in their early teens.




Best of Luck,

Bruce

[Ed62]

My kids no longer think the opposite sex is icky. You're lucky, at least for a while.

Ed

[eccentrictinkerer]

While on their way to school last week, my 9 year old grandson, Lukas, commented on all the love songs on the radio.

He said, "Why all the songs about love, anyway?".

My daughter explained that love is very powerful and important to people.

Lukas said "Well, GRAVITY is more important than love and there aren't songs about gravity!".

I think that the girls are safe (for at couple more years, anyway).