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  • MilDoc

    #1

    I hope this doesn't offend .....

    if so, please remove it. But I really did ROTFLOL!


    Top 21 Reasons WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX...

    #21 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

    #20 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

    #19 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

    #18 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

    #17 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

    #16 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    #15 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

    #14 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    #13 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    #12 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

    #11 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    #10 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    #9 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

    #8 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    #7 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    #6 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    #5 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    #4 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    #3 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

    #2 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"


    And the Number 1 reason ....


    THERE IS NONE. FISHING LOSES.
  • pelligrini
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 4217
    • Fort Worth, TX
    • Craftsman 21829

    #2
    That is a really good one, well .. 21!
    Erik

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    • TB Roye
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 2969
      • Sacramento, CA, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      #9 My favorite bait shop is in a dump of a building in the sleezy part of town. Been going ther all my life. It has the old girlie calanders on the wall and stacks of old playboys. Great place with lot a charecter and charecters.

      Tom

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        Well, I'm offended. Now I'm going to offend someone else.

        Ed
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.

          #5
          I will have to send this one to my fishing buddies.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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          • Uncle Cracker
            The Full Monte
            • May 2007
            • 7091
            • Sunshine State
            • BT3000

            #6
            Also in fishing, you won't get embarrassed talking about the one that got away, you won't grumble about having to wake up at 4 in the morning, the use of artificial lures is actually encouraged, and nobody will laugh at you if your bait is, well... disgusting.

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            • germdoc
              Veteran Member
              • Nov 2003
              • 3567
              • Omaha, NE
              • BT3000--the gray ghost

              #7
              Actually there are fishing-related diseases, but we'll save that for another time...

              Great stuff!
              Jeff


              “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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              • MilDoc

                #8
                Shhhhhh germdoc. Don't scare the fisher-people!

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                • pelligrini
                  Veteran Member
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 4217
                  • Fort Worth, TX
                  • Craftsman 21829

                  #9
                  #22 It's ok when your hands smell like fish when you're done.
                  Erik

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