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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    #1

    Fish story

    The fisherman began his day with an 8-pound Walleye on the first cast and a 7-pounder on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first-ever Walleye weighing over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.

    It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident, and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible.

    As he hung up, he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen with 3 walleyes over 10 pounds. He was jubilant... it was then he remembered his wife.

    Feeling guilty, he sped to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor outside her room and asked about his wife's condition.

    The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing trip, didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the lake, your wife has been languishing in the ICU. It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take. For the rest of her life, she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!"

    The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed!!
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    The doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just messin' with ya... she's dead. What'd you catch?"
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • ironhat
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 2553
    • Chambersburg, PA (South-central).
    • Ridgid 3650 (can I still play here?)

    #2
    Oooooo, that was harsh! LOL!
    Blessings,
    Chiz

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    • Richard in Smithville
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100

      #3
      So how do you reattach an a$$ that has been laughed off?
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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      • Hellrazor
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2003
        • 2091
        • Abyss, PA
        • Ridgid R4512

        #4
        Originally posted by Richard in Smithville
        So how do you reattach an a$$ that has been laughed off?
        Fishing line

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K

          #5
          Oh, that's sooooo bad.

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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          • TB Roye
            Veteran Member
            • Jan 2004
            • 2969
            • Sacramento, CA, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Soo bad, but so funny

            Tom

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            • Wood_workur
              Veteran Member
              • Aug 2005
              • 1914
              • Ohio
              • Ryobi bt3100-1

              #7
              gee... didn't family guy do that one, like 3 years ago?

              but it was still funny.
              Alex

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              • Russianwolf
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 3152
                • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
                • One of them there Toy saws

                #8
                Originally posted by Hellrazor
                Fishing line
                Nope, Duct Tape.
                Mike
                Lakota's Dad

                If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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