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  • Anna
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 728
    • CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #1

    Tide

    Dear Tide:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

    Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

    I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
  • MilDoc

    #2
    OK, Anna, ... ROTFLOL! Now I have to clean up the mess as my before dinner wine spewed from my mouth. Would Tide work???

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    • Richard in Smithville
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100

      #3
      That was funny....
      But do you know why Eskimo's wash their clothes in tide? Cause it's too cold out tide!
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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      • Whaler
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 3281
        • Sequim, WA, USA.
        • DW746

        #4
        A great one Anna.
        I'll pass that along at happy hour on Friday.
        Dick

        http://www.picasaweb.google.com/rgpete2/

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        • Anna
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2006
          • 728
          • CA, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Originally posted by Richard in Smithville
          That was funny....
          But do you know why Eskimo's wash their clothes in tide? Cause it's too cold out tide!
          Heh. That reminds me of the following riddle:

          Q: How do you top a car?

          A: 'Tep on the brake, 'tupid!

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          • crokett
            The Full Monte
            • Jan 2003
            • 10627
            • Mebane, NC, USA.
            • Ryobi BT3000

            #6
            How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

            Unique up on it!
            David

            The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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            • Alex Franke
              Veteran Member
              • Feb 2007
              • 2641
              • Chapel Hill, NC
              • Ryobi BT3100

              #7
              Wow, Anna -- sounds like you've been pretty busy lately.

              That was hilarious!
              online at http://www.theFrankes.com
              while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
              "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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              • Ed62
                The Full Monte
                • Oct 2006
                • 6021
                • NW Indiana
                • BT3K

                #8
                Good one, Anna. Keep 'em coming.

                Ed
                Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                • Bruce Cohen
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2003
                  • 2698
                  • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                  • BT3100

                  #9
                  Anna,

                  Now YOU owe me a keyboard!!!

                  Bruce
                  "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                  Samuel Colt did"

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