Worst Criminals Ever

[Anna]

Two kids walk up to a counter where a woman was sitting. They demand money while pretending to have guns in their jackets.

I know, I know, happens every day in America. Except that the woman was not sitting behind a bank counter. She was sitting behind a counter in a police station.

During normal working hours.

Well, they're young and they've got much learning to do, I guess. But still, not an auspicious start to a criminal career.

Video link.

[Bruce Cohen]

Anna,

Just heard on the news this AM, that 2 guys tried to rob a bank, which was next door to a police station, the intelligence of "bad guys" is truly getting to be funny.

Also, a guy tried to rob a muffler shop and was told the only person able to open the safe hadn't come in yet. So the turkey leaves his cell number and asks the workers to have him call when he gets to work.

Both of these happened in New York, maybe it's something in the water??

Bruce

[iceman61]

I saw a report (complete with video) on the news yesterday where a guy stole a car right out in front of one of the Phoenix police stations. They caught the guy 1 mile down the road. What was priceless was the video. There were alot of officers standing around in front of the station while the theft was unfolding & most looked dumbfounded.

[jackellis]

Just remember what this guy says over and over again

Anna, I believe you were the original poster

[Anna]

Both of these happened in New York, maybe it's something in the water??

Bruce, I don't think it's limited to petty criminals. Didn't you just have a governor who violated the same laws he used to put other people away when he was State Attorney General? Oh, and don't you have a current governor who paid for "constituent services" using campaign and state funds? At the rate you guys are going, you'll soon be swearing in the State Treasurer into the governorship since the next in line has some federal investigations going on against him, too.

[Uncle Cracker]

I think that the inescapable conclusion must be that nobody really wants to be Governor of New York...

[newood2]

Bruce, I don't think it's limited to petty criminals. Didn't you just have a governor who violated the same laws he used to put other people away when he was State Attorney General? Oh, and don't you have a current governor who paid for "constituent services" using campaign and state funds? At the rate you guys are going, you'll soon be swearing in the State Treasurer into the governorship since the next in line has some federal investigations going on against him, too.

Hey Anna, don't you have a governor that take steroids and grope women.

[Anna]

Hey Anna, don't you have a governor that take steroids and grope women.

Well, my governor can beat your governor....

[MilDoc]

Well, I've said it before. Has the gene pool really deteriorated that much????

[jackellis]

Has the gene pool really deteriorated that much????

Smart aleck answer: absolutely.

Proper answer: Not really. Word of such stupidity just gets around faster.

Don't we just love putting our public figures on a pedestal...and then kicking their silly butts off at the first opportunity.

[Bruce Cohen]

And to think that people laughed at me when I voted for Pat Paulsen for president.

Nuff said.

Bruce