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  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000
    #1

    I Sure Am Lucky

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,340869,00.html
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
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    • Alex Franke
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2007
      • 2641
      • Chapel Hill, NC
      • Ryobi BT3100
      #2
      So the prittier the wife, the better the marriage? Cool. I'm set for life.
      online at http://www.theFrankes.com
      while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
      "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K
          #3
          So being super ugly has it's benefits? No divorce in my future.

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • germdoc
              Veteran Member
              • Nov 2003
              • 3567
              • Omaha, NE
              • BT3000--the gray ghost
              #4
              I am one hot property then!

              Gonna add this to my dating profile...
              Jeff


              “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                • Knottscott
                  Veteran Member
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 3815
                  • Rochester, NY.
                  • 2008 Shop Fox W1677
                  #5
                  I'm set too! Going on 26 years now. My girls tell my wife how pretty she is all the time.....

                  ....they tell me I'm funny!
                  Last edited by Knottscott; 03-24-2008, 02:20 PM.
                  Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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                    • TheRic
                      Veteran Member
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1912
                      • West Central Ohio
                      • bt3100
                      #6
                      Boy you ugly guys got it made, I'm cursed to have good looks.
                      Ric

                      Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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                        • jonmulzer
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 946
                          • Indianapolis, IN
                          #7
                          And then there is the old axiom, "If you want to sleep well at night, never marry a beautiful young lady." Or something like that. Too much wine this evening.
                          "A fine beer may be judged with just one sip, but it is better to be thoroughly sure"

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                            • messmaker
                              Veteran Member
                              • May 2004
                              • 1495
                              • RICHMOND, KY, USA.
                              • Ridgid 2424
                              #8
                              hahahahaha

                              Originally posted by TheRic
                              Boy you ugly guys got it made, I'm cursed to have good looks.

                              Did you keep the receipt on that curse?
                              spellling champion Lexington region 1982

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                                • Anna
                                  Senior Member
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 728
                                  • CA, USA.
                                  • BT3100
                                  #9
                                  Well, now you guys know there can only be one answer when your wife asks you if you're happy. That is, if you want to stay happy.

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                                    • Mrs. Wallnut
                                      Bandsaw Box Momma
                                      • Apr 2005
                                      • 1566
                                      • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Anna
                                      Well, now you guys know there can only be one answer when your wife asks you if you're happy. That is, if you want to stay happy.
                                      I agree with you on that one Anna.
                                      Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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                                        • Ed62
                                          The Full Monte
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 6021
                                          • NW Indiana
                                          • BT3K
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Anna
                                          Well, now you guys know there can only be one answer when your wife asks you if you're happy. That is, if you want to stay happy.
                                          And that answer is "I'm ugly, ain't I?" .

                                          Ed
                                          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                                          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                                            • germdoc
                                              Veteran Member
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 3567
                                              • Omaha, NE
                                              • BT3000--the gray ghost
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Anna
                                              Well, now you guys know there can only be one answer when your wife asks you if you're happy. That is, if you want to stay happy.
                                              I musta given the wrong answer--that's why I ain't married anymore...
                                              Jeff


                                              “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                                                • Anna
                                                  Senior Member
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 728
                                                  • CA, USA.
                                                  • BT3100
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by germdoc
                                                  I musta given the wrong answer--that's why I ain't married anymore...
                                                  Well, maybe you're just a really really good-looking guy.

                                                  See? There's a silver lining to every cloud.

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                                                    • TheRic
                                                      Veteran Member
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 1912
                                                      • West Central Ohio
                                                      • bt3100
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Anna
                                                      Well, maybe you're just a really really good-looking guy.

                                                      See? There's a silver lining to every cloud.
                                                      Have you looked at his Avatar lately?!!!?
                                                      Ric

                                                      Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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                                                        • germdoc
                                                          Veteran Member
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 3567
                                                          • Omaha, NE
                                                          • BT3000--the gray ghost
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Anna
                                                          Well, maybe you're just a really really good-looking guy.

                                                          See? There's a silver lining to every cloud.
                                                          You know, I like your kind of logic...
                                                          Jeff


                                                          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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