Tell Heather I'm available

[germdoc]

I'm posting this as part of my retirement plan, which is to marry a wealthy widow, divorcee or otherwise single woman.

I read that Heather will be getting 50 million from Sir Paul, so that fits my main criterion, which is lots of money: http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/03/1...lls/index.html. A second criterion is b****in' good looks.



I should mention I don't have anything against women with artificial limbs, in fact in her case I would imagine she saves 50% on footwear, which is another plus.

I admit I was bothered a little bit by the golddigger aspect of her situation--I mean, just marrying someone for money--but I got over it.

Now I hope she reads this and will contact me--can send me a PM--but in case it doesn't work out, does anyone know Sheryl Crow or Jennifer Aniston??

[gad5264]

No wonder she is smiling from ear to ear, she has 50 million reasons to be smiling

[germdoc]

When it comes to women and money, I would say that Eliot Spitzer got more bang for the buck, so to speak, than Sir Paul. Although the phrase "ex-governor" doesn't quite carry the same cachet as "ex-Beatle".

[Uncle Cracker]

Fifty mil for having to exist for four years in that meager existence as Mrs. Paul McCartney. And to think that Paul's lawyer said that Heather didn't have a leg to stand on...

[pacwind3]

Sorry Jeff, Jennifer has already gotten ahold of me. She's secretly taken. Sheryl may still be available though.

[germdoc]

Ya know, if you believe the tabloids Rachel Ray's marriage is about to end any day now. So there's another prospect.

And, I just came across this heartening bit of news:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01072008...akup_35452.htm

So, Norah Jones is free too!

The key to a healthy retirement plan is not to put all your eggs in one basket--diversify...

[Mr__Bill]

I'd go for Rachel Ray, money isn't everything but a good cook, now that's another thing. Plus I thing Rachel is better looking!

[BigguyZ]

Eh, not that she has money, but if I were to pick a celeb I'd want to marry, I'd go for either Amy Devers or Amy Matthews of DIY fame...

Barring a super-rich supermodel, that is.

[Uncle Cracker]

I think Rachel Ray is cute as a button, although her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. And the non-linearity of her broadcasts is the only reason I can think of as to why the caboose seems a foot wider sometimes...

I could also go for Paige Hemmis, 'cause she could help build stuff, but the pink tools would have to stay in her shop...

And Jeff, Norah Jones may be "available" but she sure as heck won't be free...

[jking]

If you read what many Britons seem to think of Heather Mills, you may quickly come to the conclusion there isn't enough money in the world...

[Ed62]

, does anyone know Sheryl Crow or Jennifer Aniston??

Yeah, I called both of them. They're not interested.

Ed

[RayintheUK]

If you read what many Britons seem to think of Heather Mills, you may quickly come to the conclusion there isn't enough money in the world...

Ahhh ........ common sense and a reality check all in one sentence!

Ray

[Pappy]

I heard that Sir Paul offered her $50 Mil to make it easy. She wanted to fight for more nad only got $48 Mil, poor girl!

I was hoping Heather Locklear was available again!

[Uncle Cracker]

I was hoping Heather Locklear was available again!

Get in line, Pappy...

[TB Roye]

LOML told me that Heather is the most hated female on her Celebrity Web Sites she visits. You just don't do that to a Beattle. There are only two of them left and they are like a god to some people. She sounds like a gold digger to me. I don't pay attention to that stuff any way. She is into TMZ and People Magazine and I am into Shop Notes and BT3 Central.
Last I heard Sheryl has reunited with Lance.
Tom