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  • Mr__Bill
    Veteran Member
    • May 2007
    • 2096
    • Tacoma, WA
    • BT3000

    #1

    Todays political humor

    I was going post this really great and funny YouTube clip. Then I decided that here, BT3Central, really was not the place for political humor. Some folk, the Republicans, just can't take a joke; and some folk, the Democrats, just can't tell a joke right; and some folk, the Canadians and Australians, just might laugh so hard they hurt themselves. So it's best for one to religiously stay away from all that political humor. But I have to tell you it was really funny, you missed a good one!
  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    #2
    It didn't have anything to do with $5000 an hour escorts, did it?

    Came across this non-partisan zinger today, courtesy of Jay Leno:

    "Politics is the only profession where the wife of a man caught with a prostitute has to stand by his side. If this guy was a plumber ... he would have his wife's SUV tire tracks over his head."
    Last edited by germdoc; 03-12-2008, 02:47 PM.
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K

      #3
      Originally posted by Mr__Bill
      So it's best for one to religiously stay away
      Be careful there.

      Ed
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      • eccentrictinkerer
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 669
        • Minneapolis, MN
        • BT-3000, 21829

        #4
        Originally posted by Mr__Bill
        I was going post this really great and funny YouTube clip. Then I decided that here, BT3Central, really was not the place for political humor. Some folk, the Republicans, just can't take a joke; and some folk, the Democrats, just can't tell a joke right; and some folk, the Canadians and Australians, just might laugh so hard they hurt themselves. So it's best for one to religiously stay away from all that political humor. But I have to tell you it was really funny, you missed a good one!
        I'm pretty sure it goes both ways, Mr_Bill. My cousin is an extreme Democrat who sends out really scurrilous pics and comments re our President, but you dasn't say anything about his guys or you'll get a lecture regarding how all of the world's problems are caused by Republicans, such as me !
        You might think I haven't contributed much to the world, but a large number
        of the warning labels on tools can be traced back to things I've done...

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        • jackellis
          Veteran Member
          • Nov 2003
          • 2638
          • Tahoe City, CA, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Haven't y'all heard. It's in our genes:

          http://www.philly.com/philly/news/16579966.html

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          • LinuxRandal
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            • Feb 2005
            • 4890
            • Independence, MO, USA.
            • bt3100

            #6
            Originally posted by jackellis
            Haven't y'all heard. It's in our genes:

            When it is in our jeans, we only get hit for looking................ Budumpa
            She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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            • jackellis
              Veteran Member
              • Nov 2003
              • 2638
              • Tahoe City, CA, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              My wife knows I have a mistress. In fact, it was her idea. Sometimes we even enjoy this particular mistress together...



              Actually, a real mistress might be less expensive to feed and maintain.

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              • Mr__Bill
                Veteran Member
                • May 2007
                • 2096
                • Tacoma, WA
                • BT3000

                #8
                Well, I was watching a variation of "Who's on First". With Hu as the Who. You can search YouTube and find it.

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                • Mr__Bill
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2007
                  • 2096
                  • Tacoma, WA
                  • BT3000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jackellis
                  My wife knows I have a mistress. In fact, it was her idea. Sometimes we even enjoy this particular mistress together...



                  Actually, a real mistress might be less expensive to feed and maintain.
                  Many, many moons ago I learned to fly in a 152. Sweet little craft.

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