Here's two for the ladies

[Ed62]

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning
coffee...when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long, black hearse was followed by a second long, black
hearse.... about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the
second hearse, was a solitary woman..... walking a pit bull on a
leash.

Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women
walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss,
and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a
funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him ?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to
help my husband... when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two women......... "Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
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A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man;
Love, To forgive him;
and Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll just beat him to death.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

I like those.....Thanks for sharing those...but I can say I wouldn't be one of the women in line for the dog. I get along great with my MIL...but I do know some women who do feel that way about theirs.

[jhart]

Good one's Ed. Sent them on to a couple of friends who'll enjoy them.

[Anna]

I get along great with my MIL...but I do know some women who do feel that way about theirs.

I know some men who feel that way about theirs.

Those are funny, Ed. Thankfully, my mother-in-law has been reminding my husband that I'm good for him. It doesn't hurt that she also lives 3000 miles away.

Anna

[Ed62]

It doesn't hurt that she also lives 3000 miles away.

That's funny.

Ed