The High Roller
A man goes into a bar and tells the barkeep, "I want three of the most expensive shots you have".
"They're $35 a shot", barkeep says.
"I don't care, gimme 3", says the man.
Barkeep pours 3 of the shots and sets them down in front of the man.
The man drinks all 3 back-to back, gulping them down.
"Wow, I've never seen anyone drink like that", said the barkeep.
"You'd drink like that if you had what I got", said the man.
"Whatchu got?", asked the barkeep.
"50 cents"
"They're $35 a shot", barkeep says.
"I don't care, gimme 3", says the man.
Barkeep pours 3 of the shots and sets them down in front of the man.
The man drinks all 3 back-to back, gulping them down.
"Wow, I've never seen anyone drink like that", said the barkeep.
"You'd drink like that if you had what I got", said the man.
"Whatchu got?", asked the barkeep.
"50 cents"
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