I haven't been here in a LONG time, so I hope you haven't heard this one:
The chairman of Tyson Foods has a meeting in the Vatican with the Pope. After recieving the papal blessing he gets right down to business.
"Your Holiness, we at Tyson Foods would like to donate 500 million dollars to the Church, but we request that you change the words of The Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily CHICKEN.'"
The Pope replies, "My son, these are the words of the Lord. We don't just change them on a whim."
The chariman says, "Think of it your Holiness. Half a billion dollars for changing the words of The Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' All we ask is you consider it."
The following day the Pope calls a meeting of the College of Cardinals. He says, "My Brethren, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the Church will soon recieve a generous donation of five hundred million dollars."
"What's the bad news?" one of the cardinals asks.
"Well, we are going to be losing that Pillsbury account..."
The chairman of Tyson Foods has a meeting in the Vatican with the Pope. After recieving the papal blessing he gets right down to business.
"Your Holiness, we at Tyson Foods would like to donate 500 million dollars to the Church, but we request that you change the words of The Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily CHICKEN.'"
The Pope replies, "My son, these are the words of the Lord. We don't just change them on a whim."
The chariman says, "Think of it your Holiness. Half a billion dollars for changing the words of The Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' All we ask is you consider it."
The following day the Pope calls a meeting of the College of Cardinals. He says, "My Brethren, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the Church will soon recieve a generous donation of five hundred million dollars."
"What's the bad news?" one of the cardinals asks.
"Well, we are going to be losing that Pillsbury account..."
Welcome back, Jerry. What a way to re-enter!!
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