Man's Perspective (with advance apologies to the women on this board)

[MilDoc]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her… David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together… Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving hem…Unknown

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?... Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me... Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.… Anonymous

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.… Sam Kinison

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.… James Holt McGavran

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up… Patrick Murray

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to… Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met... Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong... Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."… Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."… Anonymous

[jhart]

Hmmmm, the lack of responses makes me think that most guys won't be showing this to their wife's, even if they agree with the quotes.

[djkert]

I showed them to my wife last night. She thought they were funny. She especially like the credit card one. I personally thought the last one was the best.

[Bruce Cohen]

Hey Doc,

You left out one of the most important ones


Q: "Why do most men die before their wives?

A: Because they can!

Bruce

[Mrs. Wallnut]

FWIW I liked them all. And I am sure that most of you guys don't believe them.....right!!!!!!!!!!

[LinuxRandal]

No more posts, just the sound of Crickets to Mrs. Walnuts question.