A news reporter was driving down a country road when he happened to see a hog with three legs. Thinking there might be a story behind that, he decided to talk to the owner of the place.
Reporter: "I noticed the hog with three legs over there. What's the story behind that?"
Farmer: "Well, let me tell you about that hog. One night when we were all sleeping, the house caught on fire. That hog saw it, and he managed somehow to get through the door, and he woke us all up, saving our lives".
Reporter: "Wow! That's amazing. But what about the missing leg?"
Farmer: "And another time, an escaped prisoner broke into our house, and would have killed us. But the hog saw what was happening, and pinned the guy to the wall. The police came, and took him away."
Reporter (now running out of time): "That's great, but what about the leg?"
Farmer: "That's not all. There was a time when we had a family reunion. The guys were all playing football..........................
Reporter (getting a little P.Od.) "Are you gonna tell me about the leg or not?"
Farmer: Well..... you don't eat a hog like that all at once.
Reporter: "I noticed the hog with three legs over there. What's the story behind that?"
Farmer: "Well, let me tell you about that hog. One night when we were all sleeping, the house caught on fire. That hog saw it, and he managed somehow to get through the door, and he woke us all up, saving our lives".
Reporter: "Wow! That's amazing. But what about the missing leg?"
Farmer: "And another time, an escaped prisoner broke into our house, and would have killed us. But the hog saw what was happening, and pinned the guy to the wall. The police came, and took him away."
Reporter (now running out of time): "That's great, but what about the leg?"
Farmer: "That's not all. There was a time when we had a family reunion. The guys were all playing football..........................
Reporter (getting a little P.Od.) "Are you gonna tell me about the leg or not?"
Farmer: Well..... you don't eat a hog like that all at once.
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