i am pretty sure that you all have heard this, but here it is again:
there is a guy and a blonde sitting in a bar watching the news. in the news they are showing a guy who is threatening to jump of the top of a building. they guy says to the blonde "he's going to jump". the blonde replies "i dont think so". so he bets her 10 bucks. eventually, the guy jumps and splatters on the ground. the blonde goes to pay him the 10 bucks. the guys goes "i cant take your money, i knew he was going to jump. i saw it on the 5 o'clock news". the blonde replies "i saw that too, but i didnt think he was going to be stupid enough to do it twice!".
there is a guy and a blonde sitting in a bar watching the news. in the news they are showing a guy who is threatening to jump of the top of a building. they guy says to the blonde "he's going to jump". the blonde replies "i dont think so". so he bets her 10 bucks. eventually, the guy jumps and splatters on the ground. the blonde goes to pay him the 10 bucks. the guys goes "i cant take your money, i knew he was going to jump. i saw it on the 5 o'clock news". the blonde replies "i saw that too, but i didnt think he was going to be stupid enough to do it twice!".


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