The worst thing about being a bad cook

[Ed62]

If she goes on a diet, I lost weight.

Ed

[Slik Geek]

And when you lose weight because of their diet (especially if you lose weight faster), they resent you for it!

[Uncle Cracker]

Ah yes, the duplicity of matrimony... If I need to lose weight, I go on a diet, but if she needs to lose weight, we go on a diet. And there are two types of money in the marriage... hers and ours...

[mater]

If she goes on a diet, I lost weight.

Ed

I know what you mean. I remember years ago my wife decided to go on a diet and I started losing weight I didn't need to lose. Times have changed now and I am the one that could stand to lose a few pounds.