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  • smc331
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2003
    • 1016
    • Charlotte, NC, USA.
    • BT3100
    #1

    Dragging their feet...

    Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

    As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."


    The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog cr*p, 20 feet back."

    Scott

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    • Richard in Smithville
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100
      #2
      Yup, been there( the dog cr@p, that is).
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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        • germdoc
          Veteran Member
          • Nov 2003
          • 3567
          • Omaha, NE
          • BT3000--the gray ghost
          #3
          I can truthfully say I haven't stepped in dog crap since my high school days. Not sure why, though these days I faithfully walk my dog twice daily so she poops in someone else's yard, not mine. (I DO clean up after her.)

          I do remember the feel of stepping in freshly laid dog poo in the backyard while playing barefoot. It's one of those sensations you never forget.
          Jeff


          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15216
              • So. Florida
              • Delta
              #4
              It's really amazing stuff if you think about it. Once it turns whitish and fuzzy, and the smell goes away, the flies don't want to have anything to do with it.

              They say that it makes good fertilizer. Wonder if Billy Mays sells a grater for that.
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