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  • alpha
    Established Member
    • Dec 2003
    • 352
    • Owensboro, KY, USA.
    #1

    New Product

    A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

    It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

    As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

    Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
    http://www.garmentguard.com



    Check out the demonstration video...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXp53Dk48Y

    Bob
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    • germdoc
      Veteran Member
      • Nov 2003
      • 3567
      • Omaha, NE
      • BT3000--the gray ghost
      #2
      I've ordered one for all my friends...
      Jeff


      “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta
          #3
          I've been trying to convince my wife that if she catches a whiff, to think of it as a mating call. Actually, if they have a canine version, I'll be a steady customer. But, now that I think of it, if our dogs become users, I can't blame it on them.
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            • Pappy
              The Full Monte
              • Dec 2002
              • 10490
              • San Marcos, TX, USA.
              • BT3000 (x2)
              #4
              Think I'll take up a collection at work. Anyone within 30 feet of my case the morning after chili or beans should be willing to contribute!
              Don, aka Pappy,

              Wise men talk because they have something to say,
              Fools because they have to say something.
              Plato

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                • Mrs. Wallnut
                  Bandsaw Box Momma
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1566
                  • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.
                  #5
                  That is just too funny...but I may have to look into it for my dad.

                  Hey Pappy I have another solution for the work place. Work the night shift in some place where there are a lot of drunks and then just blame them.

                  Now you know why I work the night shift.
                  Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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                    • Uncle Cracker
                      The Full Monte
                      • May 2007
                      • 7091
                      • Sunshine State
                      • BT3000
                      #6
                      OMG! Too much information...

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