Sometimes its just not your day

[Woodwerker]

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came
>> upon a guy hugging a tree, with his ear firmly against the tree.
>>
>> Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
>> you doing?"
>>
>> "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the guy replied.
>>
>> "You've gotta be kiddin' me."
>>
>> "No, would you like to give it a try?"
>>
>> Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his
>> arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the
>> other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,
>> jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
>>
>> Two hours later a nature lover strolled by, saw this man handcuffed
>> to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
>>
>> He told the nature lover the whole terrible story about how he got
>> there.
>>
>> When he finished telling his story, the nature lover shook his head
>> in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the
>> ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

[Ed62]

I had nothing to drink and my monitor still got wet!

Ed

[TB Roye]

Only in San Francisco. Or San Quinten

Tom

[chopnhack]

LOL, ahhhh, that poor guy, really raw day for him!