Champion Rooster

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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    Champion Rooster

    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He
    had several hundred young layers (hens), called
    'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to
    fertilize the eggs.

    The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't
    perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That
    took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of
    tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each
    bell had a different tone so John could tell from a
    distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could
    sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
    simply by listening to the bells.

    The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very
    fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular
    morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at
    all! John went to investigate.

    The other roosters were chasing pullets,
    bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters
    coming, would run for cover.

    But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell
    in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a
    pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John
    was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
    Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight
    sensation among the judges.

    The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the
    No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the
    Pulletsurprise as well.
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • ironhat
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 2553
    • Chambersburg, PA (South-central).
    • Ridgid 3650 (can I still play here?)

    #2
    Doh!! That was so bad that it was good!! I'm a sap for corny jokes and visual humor. Thanks for a good one.
    Blessings,
    Chiz

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    • Uncle Cracker
      The Full Monte
      • May 2007
      • 7091
      • Sunshine State
      • BT3000

      #3
      Dude, you just ain't right...

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      • crokett
        The Full Monte
        • Jan 2003
        • 10627
        • Mebane, NC, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        Grooaaannn.
        David

        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.

          #5
          I didn't see that end coming.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #6
            I like it.

            Ed
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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