One for the old coots...

[JoeyGee]

My sister sent this one to me:

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the **** did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom , then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
When you are young and foolish - speed and flash may be a good thing !!!
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!

[Uncle Cracker]

Amen, brother...

[Ed62]

Words of wisdom.

Ed

[cabinetman]

A rich old woman pulled her Bentley into a crowded parking lot headed for an empty spot. Just as she was turning, a young guy in a Corvette cut her off and slipped into the spot. He quickly parked, shut off the car and walked back to the Bentley and said to the old woman: "That's what you can do when you're young and fast", and he walked away.

Just then the old woman put the Bentley in "Drive", and plowed into the back of the Corvette, backed up and did it again. The young guy came running back and yelled at her: "What the he11 are you doing, are you crazy?"

The old woman replied: "That's what you can do when you're old and rich".
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