I've been authorized to offer Canadians the following trade

[cgallery]

The United States government has authorized me to offer our northern neighbors Bob Vila in exchange for Mike Holmes. I don't want to tip my hand too early, but we may be willing to return Paul Schaefer as part of the deal.

Seriously, after my Norm vs. Tommy poll, a # of yous guys tipped me off to this show (never heard of it until now).

GREAT show.

[Chris Curry]

Deal or No Deal?

What do you think we could get for Red Green and Harold?
Serious bidders only please.

[Uncle Cracker]

I'd be willing to sweeten the offer and return Howie Mandel, even if he's not from Canada.

[JSUPreston]

Heck, I'll throw in Celine Dion and her Titanic song for free, even if you send everything else back.

[os1kne]

As much as I'd like to trade Bob Vila to another nation, I seriously doubt that anyone would give anyone or anything worth having for him. I propose just giving him away.

When he appears on my TV, the channel changes in a nanosecond. I can't imagine that enough people like him enough to keep him on TV, yet he somehow survives year after year.

[germdoc]

Dead or Canadian?

http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz1230216bb98.html

Truth be told I thought Bob Vila was dead...

[Brian in Dawson Creek]

<snip> I don't want to tip my hand too early, but we may be willing to return Paul Schaefer as part of the deal.

No deal, You can keep him

[jspelbring]

Beam me away

... does anyone want William Shatner back?

[Turaj]

... does anyone want William Shatner back?

Wow, wait a minute. This is not Lee Valley store that you can freely return items. All individuals were "AS IS"! No return, exchange or refunds

Beside, look at poor Celine. she has given so much and has asked sooo little in return. She has lost so much weight since she moved to Las Vegas, you think she is part of Cirque du Soleil (or maybe it is the food she gets on board of Air Canada? But that's another story). I think William Shatner has found what Celine has lost

[unknown poster]

Mike has done some shows here in the civilized world (it was California so I can't say free world), I don't know if that was old material or a sign of things to come.

Bob went away for a few years, he's back now but he's on DIY. This is odd because he does nothing himself.

[LinuxRandal]

What about Red Green AND Mike Holmes? Shows BOTH ends of the building/remodeling spectrum.









And two sides of Canadians!