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  • cgallery
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2004
    • 4503
    • Milwaukee, WI
    • BT3K

    #1

    I've been authorized to offer Canadians the following trade

    The United States government has authorized me to offer our northern neighbors Bob Vila in exchange for Mike Holmes. I don't want to tip my hand too early, but we may be willing to return Paul Schaefer as part of the deal.

    Seriously, after my Norm vs. Tommy poll, a # of yous guys tipped me off to this show (never heard of it until now).

    GREAT show.
  • Chris Curry
    Forum Newbie
    • Jan 2006
    • 26
    • The Great White North

    #2
    Deal or No Deal?

    What do you think we could get for Red Green and Harold?
    Serious bidders only please.

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    • Uncle Cracker
      The Full Monte
      • May 2007
      • 7091
      • Sunshine State
      • BT3000

      #3
      I'd be willing to sweeten the offer and return Howie Mandel, even if he's not from Canada.

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      • JSUPreston
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 1189
        • Montgomery, AL.
        • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

        #4
        Heck, I'll throw in Celine Dion and her Titanic song for free, even if you send everything else back.
        "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

        Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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        • os1kne
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2003
          • 901
          • Atlanta, GA
          • BT3100

          #5
          As much as I'd like to trade Bob Vila to another nation, I seriously doubt that anyone would give anyone or anything worth having for him. I propose just giving him away.

          When he appears on my TV, the channel changes in a nanosecond. I can't imagine that enough people like him enough to keep him on TV, yet he somehow survives year after year.
          Bill

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          • germdoc
            Veteran Member
            • Nov 2003
            • 3567
            • Omaha, NE
            • BT3000--the gray ghost

            #6
            Dead or Canadian?

            http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz1230216bb98.html

            Truth be told I thought Bob Vila was dead...
            Jeff


            “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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            • Brian in Dawson Creek
              Established Member
              • Jul 2006
              • 128
              • Dawson Creek B.C. Canada
              • Delta Cabinet Saw

              #7
              Originally posted by cgallery
              <snip> I don't want to tip my hand too early, but we may be willing to return Paul Schaefer as part of the deal.
              No deal, You can keep him

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              • jspelbring
                Established Member
                • Nov 2004
                • 167
                • Belleville, IL, USA.
                • Craftsman 22114

                #8
                Beam me away

                ... does anyone want William Shatner back?
                To do is to be.

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                • Turaj
                  Veteran Member
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 1019
                  • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
                  • BT3000 (1998)

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jspelbring
                  ... does anyone want William Shatner back?
                  Wow, wait a minute. This is not Lee Valley store that you can freely return items. All individuals were "AS IS"! No return, exchange or refunds

                  Beside, look at poor Celine. she has given so much and has asked sooo little in return. She has lost so much weight since she moved to Las Vegas, you think she is part of Cirque du Soleil (or maybe it is the food she gets on board of Air Canada? But that's another story). I think William Shatner has found what Celine has lost
                  Turaj (in Toronto)
                  "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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                  • unknown poster
                    Established Member
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 219
                    • .

                    #10
                    Mike has done some shows here in the civilized world (it was California so I can't say free world), I don't know if that was old material or a sign of things to come.

                    Bob went away for a few years, he's back now but he's on DIY. This is odd because he does nothing himself.

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                    • LinuxRandal
                      Veteran Member
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4890
                      • Independence, MO, USA.
                      • bt3100

                      #11
                      What about Red Green AND Mike Holmes? Shows BOTH ends of the building/remodeling spectrum.









                      And two sides of Canadians!
                      She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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