I'm A Sneaky Sort

[cabinetman]

Yesterday was my wife's birthday, so last night I took her out to dinner. Every year, I try to get to the restaurant personnel somehow, to plan for a "birthday greeting" for her. She hates it, and I just LMAO.

On some occasions I call ahead to make plans, but usually I have to break away from the table somehow and get with the waitress. So, last night, I made my breakaway and while talking with the waitress, found out they had no birthday cakes, cupcakes, or even candles. So, I had to settle for a tripple chocolate cake. I never thought I shoulda brought candles. I will next time. She didn't get "Happy Birthday" sung to her, but we did get a 10% discount on our dinners.

Do any of you have a sneaky side for special occasions?
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[footprintsinconc]

well, we havent done much in terms of bdays for the last few years (one year she had surgery, then something happened ....) . she isnt a flower person, its hard to beleive, but shes pretty moody about those things. her bdays is coming up next month, so i want to do something special for her. i am still looking for ideas.

[Uncle Cracker]

I have a sneaky side, but I usually reserve it for those uncomfortable occasions when I am the guest of honor. Once everybody is settled, I sneak out the door and go wherever it is I would rather be...

[MilDoc]

Well, not quite sneaky, but for our wedding anniversary we take turns planning a trip and the other never knows where we're going until we get there.

[Hellrazor]

Do any of you have a sneaky side for special occasions?
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