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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    If you're feeling morbid today...

    Check out the Death Clock:

    http://www.deathclock.com/

    According to which I'll kick the bucket in 2035. I have 870 million more seconds left (sounds longer expressed in seconds instead of years).

    My goal is to kick the **** out of that clock, live longer and p*** off my kids and relatives. So far so good!
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • Bruce Cohen
    Veteran Member
    • May 2003
    • 2698
    • Nanuet, NY, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Jeff,

    Thanks for the link.

    I'm 60 and the clock has me departing this world in 2047, is that possible?

    Bruce
    "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
    Samuel Colt did"

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      I'm 34 and I am departing in 2047. Possible but I doubt it based on family history. Both my grandfathers lived well into their 90s and one was still playing golf when he was 90. My grandmothers are both still alive and I know my great grand parents lived till late 80s at least.
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • Mrs. Wallnut
        Bandsaw Box Momma
        • Apr 2005
        • 1566
        • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

        #4
        Mine said 2039, but you know that I will probably live longer than that, because I still have a great grandmother who is still alive at 103 and will be 104 at the end of March or the begining of April, I can't remember the exact date.
        Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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        • cgallery
          Veteran Member
          • Sep 2004
          • 4503
          • Milwaukee, WI
          • BT3K

          #5
          Originally posted by crokett
          I'm 34 and I am departing in 2047. Possible but I doubt it based on family history. Both my grandfathers lived well into their 90s and one was still playing golf when he was 90. My grandmothers are both still alive and I know my great grand parents lived till late 80s at least.
          Perhaps they're saying you'll die by some sort of freak accident?

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          • cgallery
            Veteran Member
            • Sep 2004
            • 4503
            • Milwaukee, WI
            • BT3K

            #6
            Crap, just did mine and it said 2008. About 68,000 seconds. That is only 18 hours! How does it know? Needless to say, my afternoon is pretty much ruined!

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            • kwgeorge
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 1419
              • Alvin, TX, USA.

              #7
              OK, this SUCKS!

              Mine pop'ed up a message box that said, "I am sorry, but your time has expired! Have a nice day.

              Am I dead and don't know to lay down?

              Dang!

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              • MilDoc

                #8
                I'm with kwgeorge - RIP July 10, 1991.

                Feel pretty food for being dead 16 1/2 years!

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                • TB Roye
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2969
                  • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                  • BT3100

                  #9
                  Wednesday July 29 2016. Ain't gonna happen. I have plans to go to my all my grand kids graduations and weddings. Besids I have the Gene Pool on my side. Oh! thats right I swim in Gene's pool, sorry. Many of my relative have lived into their late 80' and 90's so I mght make it.

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                  • cabinetman
                    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 15216
                    • So. Florida
                    • Delta

                    #10
                    I'll just repeat what Steven Wright said: "I've always thought I'd live forever. So far so good".
                    .

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                    • leehljp
                      Just me
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 8469
                      • Tunica, MS
                      • BT3000/3100

                      #11
                      I like playing with these things and I did. The largest variable in that test is outlook attitude. Changing from Optimistic to Normal changed mine from 2036 to 2019.

                      Changing weight by 20 pounds did little in changing things.
                      Hank Lee

                      Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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                      • Uncle Cracker
                        The Full Monte
                        • May 2007
                        • 7091
                        • Sunshine State
                        • BT3000

                        #12
                        Maybe this thing is what those guys wigging out in the "So you think you're having a bad day" video were looking at...

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                        • RodKirby
                          Veteran Member
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 3136
                          • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
                          • Mao Shan TSC-10RAS

                          #13
                          Tells me I'm around till Nov 14, 2023 - that would make me 81 - sounds good to me
                          Downunder ... 1" = 25.4mm

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                          • jking
                            Senior Member
                            • May 2003
                            • 972
                            • Des Moines, IA.
                            • BT3100

                            #14
                            There's some kind of random element to it. I used the same information and checked several times. Each time was different be a few years. One time I found if I changed my BMI from 26 to 30, I could expect to live 20 years longer.

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                            • Tom Slick
                              Veteran Member
                              • May 2005
                              • 2913
                              • Paso Robles, Calif, USA.
                              • sears BT3 clone

                              #15
                              I've got until 2072, party time!!
                              Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

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