Bill Gates' last day at work
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Oh yeah... he's gone... Too bad he's not crazy enough to loan me that $5mil I asked for. Said his pocket change was in his other pants...
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ROFL - What a hoot! Thanks for posting!online at http://www.theFrankes.com
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"Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -HippocratesComment
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If you want to know how much Bill Gates is worth--check this out:
http://evan.snew.com/ecgi/gates.cgi?...22426860390801
I like this quote: "In October of 1997, the US Justice Department tried to assess a fine of $1 million per day against Microsoft Corporation for alleged violations of an antitrust agreement. If Mr. Gates were called upon to pay this fine out of his own pocket (which is NOT the case), he could pay it every day for 29,317.9 days, or 80.26 years."
Also the fact that in 4 seconds, the amount of time it would take Bill to stop and pick up a coin off the floor, he makes $169. So it wouldn't make sense for him to bend over for anything less than a $500 bill.Jeff
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--VoltaireComment
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MSFT stock down... I lost $3.38. Ouch! So much for my morning mocha tomorrow.
online at http://www.theFrankes.com
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