Bill Gates' last day at work

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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
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    #1

    Bill Gates' last day at work

    Who said nerds don't have a sense of humor??

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=1lE21kpE3M0
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • BigguyZ
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    • Jul 2006
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    • Minneapolis, MN
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    #2
    OK, that's just funny. I guess money can buy you a sense of humor. And a deluge of high profile cameos.

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    • Uncle Cracker
      The Full Monte
      • May 2007
      • 7091
      • Sunshine State
      • BT3000

      #3
      Oh yeah... he's gone... Too bad he's not crazy enough to loan me that $5mil I asked for. Said his pocket change was in his other pants...

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      • crokett
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        • Jan 2003
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        • Mebane, NC, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        That was pretty funny. The Bono cameo was the best one.
        David

        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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        • Alex Franke
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          • Feb 2007
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          • Ryobi BT3100

          #5
          ROFL - What a hoot! Thanks for posting!
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          "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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          • germdoc
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            • Nov 2003
            • 3567
            • Omaha, NE
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            #6
            If you want to know how much Bill Gates is worth--check this out:

            http://evan.snew.com/ecgi/gates.cgi?...22426860390801

            I like this quote: "In October of 1997, the US Justice Department tried to assess a fine of $1 million per day against Microsoft Corporation for alleged violations of an antitrust agreement. If Mr. Gates were called upon to pay this fine out of his own pocket (which is NOT the case), he could pay it every day for 29,317.9 days, or 80.26 years."

            Also the fact that in 4 seconds, the amount of time it would take Bill to stop and pick up a coin off the floor, he makes $169. So it wouldn't make sense for him to bend over for anything less than a $500 bill.
            Jeff


            “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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            • MilDoc

              #7
              MSFT stock down - he lost $994.7 million. Hardly a sneeze.

              Good post!

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              • Alex Franke
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                • Feb 2007
                • 2641
                • Chapel Hill, NC
                • Ryobi BT3100

                #8
                MSFT stock down... I lost $3.38. Ouch! So much for my morning mocha tomorrow.
                online at http://www.theFrankes.com
                while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
                "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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