Hey Drumpriest!

[crokett]

How can you tell when the drummer's platform is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.

What was the last thing the drummer said to the band before he left it?
Hey, why don't we try one of my songs?

Hey, where's the band?
About half a beat behind the drummer.

How can you tell if a drummer is knocking at your door?
The tempo starts slowly, then increases.

[Black wallnut]

I think you tripped a snare on those Davy!

[cabinetman]

How 'bout that woodworking theory: Keep it cymbal stupid.
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[germdoc]

How 'bout these amazing videos:

Ginger Baker talking about and demonstrating his drum technique:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-sU_YqHxWps

Ed Shaunessy/Buddy Rich drum-off on Carson show--amazing:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pNhnioNNIPI

My son is a budding drummer/pianist and was blown away by these guys.

[Scottydont]

My college roomate was my bands drummer so I love the chance to raz drummers. He-he.

An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."

This video will give new meaning to "The Little Drummer Boy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDsHbewTn44

This kid is good too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP7Nv...eature=related

This kid ROCKS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8TSs...eature=related

[andrew.r.w]

What do you call a guy who likes to hang around with musicians?

Drummer

[Rand]

What do you call a durmmer with half a brain?

Gifted!

What's the difference between a pig and a musician?

Pigs don't get drunk and go home with musicians.