Mentally Challenged Christmas Carols

[jspelbring]

(shamelessly stolen from a news story)

Schizophrenia - "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Multiple personality disorder - "We Three Kings Disorientated Are"
Paranoid - "Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me”
Dementia - "I Think I'll be Home for Christmas".
Attention Deficit Disorder - "Silent Night Holy, oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?"
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells."

[germdoc]

How about:

Gender Misidentity Disorder: "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

Anger Management Disorder: "Deck the Halls, Those Dirty SOB's!"

Depression: "Silent Night, Nobody Cares What Happens to Me"

Pyromania w/ Sadistic Features: "Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

Sexual Impluse Disorder: "What Child Is this? Oh, Must Be Mine..."

Pedophilia: "The Hot Little Drummer Boy"

Alcohol Dependence Disorder: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed, ****-faced Reindeer"

Marijuana Dependence Disorder: "Ding Dong Merrily While High"

And finally, not to be outdone,

Drug Dependence Disorder: "The Twelve Steps of Christmas"

[jziegler]

How about:

Gender Misidentity Disorder: "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

Actually, this one exists. It's on "Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time" sung by Kip Addotta. Along with classics like "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," "Jingle Bells" by the singing dogs, "Christmas at Ground Zero" and "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth". Good stuff.

Can't add any more disorders though....

Jim

[pierhogunn]

You guys are not nice...

and if I were a little more creative, I could pile a few on