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  • Woodwerker
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    • Nov 2005
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    #1

    Auto Accident this morning

    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get so stressed and life seems to get funny?

    Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

    So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and

    THAT'S when the fight started .
    Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)
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    • SHADOWFOX
      Veteran Member
      • May 2005
      • 1232
      • IL, USA.
      • DELTA 36-675
      #2
      That's just plain wrong.

      I am big fan of TLC's Little People Big World.
      Chris

      "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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        • Woodwerker
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          • Nov 2005
          • 490
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          #3
          Originally posted by SHADOWFOX

          I am big fan of TLC's Little People Big World.
          Heard he got popped for DUI???
          Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)

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            • Cheeky
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 862
              • westchester cty, new york
              • Ridgid TS2400LS
              #4
              Originally posted by Woodwerker
              Heard he got popped for DUI???
              watch the season ending episode tonight
              Pete

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                • cabinetman
                  Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 15218
                  • So. Florida
                  • Delta
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Woodwerker

                  Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

                  So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and

                  THAT'S when the fight started .

                  So, who won?
                  .

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                    • skipwill
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 246
                      • Columbia, SC, USA.
                      #6
                      Now thats Funny!

                      Thanks
                      Skip
                      www.ShopFileR.com

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                        • Wood_workur
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                          • Aug 2005
                          • 1914
                          • Ohio
                          • Ryobi bt3100-1
                          #7
                          I could see some people doing that.
                          Alex

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                            • LinuxRandal
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                              • Feb 2005
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                              • Independence, MO, USA.
                              • bt3100
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Woodwerker
                              Heard he got popped for DUI???


                              Did you here three small lawyers showed up, representatives of the lollypop guild?
                              She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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