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  • tekton
    Forum Newbie
    • Dec 2005
    • 40
    • Rossville, GA, USA.

    #1

    Two trees

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell.
    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
    'The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

    Now wipe that silly smile off your face.
  • big tim
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2006
    • 546
    • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
    • SawStop PCS

    #2
    I like it! Clean and wHolesome.
    Tim
    Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!

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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #3
      Originally posted by tekton
      It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

      Very funny. Add these to the clean ones:

      Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
      A: Swimming trunks!

      Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
      A: It's been nice gnawing you!

      Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
      A: It was feeling green!

      Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
      A: Sep-timber!

      Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
      A: A palm tree!

      Q: How do trees get on the internet?
      A: "They ""log"" in."
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