The Pay Raise
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE!