Why you DON'T send the Wife to the Hardware!

[gmack5]

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot,
Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the Manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?'

Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.''

My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot ..

[siliconbauhaus]

hahahahaha.....classic

[crokett]

That was a good one!

The guy who owned the hardware store in the town I grew up in was named Walt.

[Ed62]

I wonder what Charlie would have to say about that?

Ed

[cabinetman]

I thought the guy at the hardware store was John Madden.
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