Divorce vs. Murder

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  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #1

    Divorce vs. Murder

    Divorce vs. Murder

    A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
    walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
    and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’

    The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need
    cyanide?’

    The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’

    The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘I can’t
    give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the
    law! I will lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in
    jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
    You CANNOT have any cyanide!’

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
    her husband at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with the
    pharmacist’s wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘Well now,
    that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.’
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den
  • jhart
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 1715
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    good one.
    Joe
    "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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    • Jaden
      Established Member
      • Feb 2006
      • 202
      • Trenton, MI
      • BT3100

      #3
      I wonder if your HMO covers that script?

      Steve
      "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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      • Pappy
        The Full Monte
        • Dec 2002
        • 10490
        • San Marcos, TX, USA.
        • BT3000 (x2)

        #4
        Gotta pass that one along!
        Don, aka Pappy,

        Wise men talk because they have something to say,
        Fools because they have to say something.
        Plato

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        • Mrs. Wallnut
          Bandsaw Box Momma
          • Apr 2005
          • 1566
          • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

          #5
          Mark had better read this because I would need a few different "prescriptions" to take care of him if he pulled something like that.
          Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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          • KC7CN
            Forum Newbie
            • Aug 2007
            • 73
            • Deltona, Florida
            • PowerMatic 64A

            #6
            This is good! I wonder if there's a generic brand!

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            • Duff
              Established Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 164
              • San Antonio, TX
              • Enco 12" RT

              #7
              /snicker-snicker/
              Enco 12" RT table saw(with router table currently added to right wing), Central Machinary 6" jointer, Delta 16" (17-900) drill press, Ridgid 14" bandsaw, Jet bench top Mortising machine, Porter Cable 6901 series routers (2) and a wide variety of Ryobi 18v tools.

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