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  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    #1

    Passport Control

    An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
    customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
    carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs
    officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been
    to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport
    ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to
    show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on
    arrival in France!"

    The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
    quietly explained.

    "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
    liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."


    Remember the Vetrans this November.
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    How true. Then we took the Tour de France away from them until the fudged the drug test.

    Tom

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