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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #1

    Woodworking Tools For Personal Hygiene

    I've got to preface this with saying that I'm a gambler and take chances that ordinary people don't or shouldn't. These ideas may seem a little weird and therefore shouldn't be tried at home.

    I was handplaning an edge with my Stanley #5 and accidentally nicked my fingernail. Well, it just took the smoothest little sliver off that I have ever seen. So, I tried another part of my nail and WOW, trimmed it faster than any nail clipper I have ever used. It was a bit bulky, so I switched to my low angle block plane, and man what a difference.

    When I got done, there were a bunch of tiny straight edges and some frays, so I went over to my stand up 6"x48" belt sander and smoothed out all the edges. I had on a 80x belt, which left some sanding marks even though I sanded with the grain. I finished up with a touch up with my oscillating spindle sander. Came out nice. I might give 'em a coat of water white clear lacquer, in case LOML wants to go to the Bistro De La Gastro Elegance, for dinner, a very exclusive dining experience, where your nails are checked at the door.

    Then I thought, clear oil base polyurethane might be a better choice because it may take more abuse. If I did use that maybe a satin would look better than a gloss. It might be interesting to put that one to a poll.

    My next revelation was one day while using the air hose to blow sawdust and chips off, I had this brainstorm to use the dust collector instead. Made sense to me. Why blow that stuff all over the shop. So I unhooked my pickup hose at the RAS and turned on my 7 HP cyclone. Immediately it tried to suck the shirt right off my back. So I took off my shirt. It did a fantastic job, but I gotta tell ya-all that stickin' the hose in my armpits made me laugh. I'm very ticklish. If a shirt was hanging on a hanger and someone walked over to it and lifted the sleeve and tickled it there, I would break out in laughter from the other side of the room.

    Anyway, as effective as this was, I decided not to remove my pants because you never know what could happen. It did get all the sawdust off of my face, and I don't have to blow my nose for at least a week.

    Not many people know this, but a 4"x24" belt sander with a 50x silicon carbide belt would be perfect for tattoo removal. DAMHIKT.

    So, as tight knit as we are on this forum, maybe some of you will share those little tricks from your shop.
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  • MikeMcCoy
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2004
    • 790
    • Moncks Corner, SC, USA.
    • Delta Contractor Saw

    #2
    Along a similar line ... As we age those tough dead skin areas on the feet are easily removed with a ROS.

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    • windmill
      Forum Newbie
      • Sep 2007
      • 65

      #3
      If you're constipated and you have a sufficiently powerful compressor, eh..

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      • Uncle Cracker
        The Full Monte
        • May 2007
        • 7091
        • Sunshine State
        • BT3000

        #4
        C-Man, you are not a well person...

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        • gsmittle
          Veteran Member
          • Aug 2004
          • 2793
          • St. Louis, MO, USA.
          • BT 3100

          #5
          Just when I think life can't get any wierder....

          I must have poor personal hygiene--I can't think of anything, except for that one time I chucked a Q-tip in my Dremel and cleaned my ears....

          g.
          Smit

          "Be excellent to each other."
          Bill & Ted

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          • LinuxRandal
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2005
            • 4890
            • Independence, MO, USA.
            • bt3100

            #6
            Stain and polyureathane are cheaper then a trip the beauty parlor and her hair stays in place for some time.

            It also kinda turns your hair into a hardhat.

            Really dirty, a sawzall and a water pipe, make a quick shower, so you don't have to go upstairs.

            How about a belt sander for fingerprint removal? You know the one the wife uses to eliminate them after the above.
            She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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            • footprintsinconc
              Veteran Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1759
              • Roseville (Sacramento), CA
              • BT3100

              #7
              very interesting ideas. now do these ideas come with age, like wisdom?
              _________________________
              omar

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              • MilDoc

                #8
                Originally posted by footprintsinconc
                very interesting ideas. now do these ideas come with age, like wisdom?
                No, more like senility ....

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                • TB Roye
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2969
                  • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                  • BT3100

                  #9
                  How about Instant Perm. Drill into live 110 volt wire in a wall. Gets you attention and curls you hair at the same time.

                  Tom

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                  • crokett
                    The Full Monte
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 10627
                    • Mebane, NC, USA.
                    • Ryobi BT3000

                    #10
                    Hmm...
                    DAMHIK but 120 grit and a belt sander do a really good job of removing calluses. Also, the guide bearing on a flush trim router bit at speed will shine your fingernails up quite nicely

                    Oh and Windmill/Tom, putting a screwdriver into the 240V line to an AC unit will spritz up your hair AND get rid of constipation. You get a 2fer.
                    David

                    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                    • Jeffrey Schronce
                      Veteran Member
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 3822
                      • York, PA, USA.
                      • 22124

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MikeMcCoy
                      Along a similar line ... As we age those tough dead skin areas on the feet are easily removed with a ROS.
                      Thank you. I was afraid to admit this.

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                      • kirkroy
                        Established Member
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 343
                        • Brunswick, MD

                        #12
                        I've been using a dremel to trim the callouses on my hands for years...

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                        • germdoc
                          Veteran Member
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 3567
                          • Omaha, NE
                          • BT3000--the gray ghost

                          #13
                          Dog show people use dremel tools to trim their dogs' tonenails. My dog HATED this, so I paid a vet to do it for me...

                          Those are interesting suggestions. I'll try them on my pets first.
                          Jeff


                          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                          • Jeffrey Schronce
                            Veteran Member
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 3822
                            • York, PA, USA.
                            • 22124

                            #14
                            Originally posted by germdoc
                            Those are interesting suggestions. I'll try them on my pets first.
                            You are going to get in trouble for testing on animals . . .

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                            • germdoc
                              Veteran Member
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 3567
                              • Omaha, NE
                              • BT3000--the gray ghost

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jeffrey Schronce
                              You are going to get in trouble for testing on animals . . .
                              I guess I could try them on my kids instead...
                              Jeff


                              “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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