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  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    #1

    Slim Fast

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the @#$% is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

    She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... "It's 'Miracle Grow'."
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/
  • gsmittle
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 2793
    • St. Louis, MO, USA.
    • BT 3100

    #2
    Originally posted by Richard in Smithville
    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the @#$% is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

    She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... "It's 'Miracle Grow'."
    Hee hee! Reminds me of some of the spam I get....

    g.
    Smit

    "Be excellent to each other."
    Bill & Ted

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    • kirkroy
      Established Member
      • Feb 2007
      • 343
      • Brunswick, MD

      #3
      Good one, but:
      http://www.bt3central.com/showthread.php?t=33206

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        I'm glad it was posted again. I missed it the first time around.

        Ed
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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