5 Year-old's first job

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  • JTimmons
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 690
    • Denver, CO.
    • Grizzly 1023SLX, Ryobi BT3100

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    5 Year-old's first job

    A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a
    construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot.

    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the
    goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers.

    Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the- rough", more
    or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her
    during coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and
    there to make her feel important.

    At the end of the first week, they even
    presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little
    girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten
    dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings
    account.

    When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally
    impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
    check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked
    last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door
    to us."

    "Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on
    the house again this week, too?"

    The little girl replied, "I will, if those ***holes at Home Depot ever
    deliver the f******' sheet rock..."

    Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?
    "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
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