Mathematical logic

[Ed62]

Here is a little something someone sent to me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+ 20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-*-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a*s kissing will take you.

A-S-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBull*hit and A*s kissing that will put you over the top.

[Uncle Cracker]

By your formula, then M*Y*W*I*F*E*I*S*B*O*I*N*K*I*N*G*M*Y*B*O*S*S is worth 283! Now we're really going places...

[Lance]

Yeah, but who gets the 283? You, her, or HIM?!?!

[ragswl4]

Yeah, but who gets the 283? You, her, or HIM?!?!

The Lawyer of course