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  • JSUPreston
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 1189
    • Montgomery, AL.
    • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

    #1

    Dusty Underwear

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

    "What the H#!! is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.


    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"


    She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow.'"
    "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

    Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.
  • Ken Massingale
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3862
    • Liberty, SC, USA.
    • Ridgid TS3650

    #2
    Touche!
    Good one, thanks

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    • Mrs. Wallnut
      Bandsaw Box Momma
      • Apr 2005
      • 1566
      • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

      #3
      Would this really work or would it just give someone a very nasty rash!!!!!!

      Sorry just had to. That was a good one.
      Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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      • Black wallnut
        cycling to health
        • Jan 2003
        • 4715
        • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
        • BT3k 1999

        #4
        Originally posted by Mrs. Wallnut
        Would this really work or would it just give someone a very nasty rash!!!!!!

        Sorry just had to. That was a good one.
        Actually since miracle grow is mostly urea (formulation of nitrogen fertlizer) it would suck moisture out of the skin. Could possibly lead to a rash!
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        • Ken Massingale
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2002
          • 3862
          • Liberty, SC, USA.
          • Ridgid TS3650

          #5
          ( it would suck moisture out of the skin)

          I really so want to comment, but I won't...

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          • Hellrazor
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2003
            • 2091
            • Abyss, PA
            • Ridgid R4512

            #6
            The emergency room doctor sure would wonder what the blue/green stain was from...

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            • JSUPreston
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2005
              • 1189
              • Montgomery, AL.
              • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

              #7
              Originally posted by Ken Massingale
              ( it would suck moisture out of the skin)

              I really so want to comment, but I won't...
              Dang, brother, don't belive I'd said that!
              "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

              Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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              • Ken Massingale
                Veteran Member
                • Dec 2002
                • 3862
                • Liberty, SC, USA.
                • Ridgid TS3650

                #8
                Originally posted by JSUPreston
                Dang, brother, don't belive I'd said that!
                Uh-oh, I messed up!

                I didn't think of that being read 2 ways.

                Waaaa, I meant dry up, shrivel up, get small, honest....

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                • TheRic
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1912
                  • West Central Ohio
                  • bt3100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ken Massingale
                  Uh-oh, I messed up!

                  I didn't think of that being read 2 ways.

                  Waaaa, I meant dry up, shrivel up, get small, honest....

                  Yea, sure!!!
                  Ric

                  Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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