Don't Choke In A Southern Restaurant

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Ken Massingale
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3862
    • Liberty, SC, USA.
    • Ridgid TS3650

    #1

    Don't Choke In A Southern Restaurant

    Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue; her eyes widen and she shakes her head no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again; the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick man-u-ver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
  • sweensdv
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 2872
    • WI
    • Baileigh TS-1040P-50

    #2
    Too funny, unfortunately that picture will stay with me all day.
    _________________________
    "Have a Great Day, unless you've made other plans"

    Comment

    • radhak
      Veteran Member
      • Apr 2006
      • 3061
      • Miramar, FL
      • Right Tilt 3HP Unisaw

      #3


      I have not got around to learning first-aid yet, but the thought of the 'shoe in the other foot' (ie, doing that man-u-ver on some hillbilly choking in my presence) is gonna trip me up everytime...
      It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
      - Aristotle

      Comment

      • TB Roye
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 2969
        • Sacramento, CA, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Thak God I swallowed and put the coffee cup down before I read this. That vision will stay with me also. Thanks and have a great day.

        Tom

        Comment

        • JSUPreston
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2005
          • 1189
          • Montgomery, AL.
          • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

          #5
          Yeah, that's how we do it here in Alabamer. Heck, I was even sirteefyed in it last year by the 'Mercan Red Cross.
          "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

          Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

          Comment

          • Bruce Cohen
            Veteran Member
            • May 2003
            • 2698
            • Nanuet, NY, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Ken,

            Ya just ain't right.

            Bruce
            "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
            Samuel Colt did"

            Comment

            Working...